the master song

The Master:
Well, well, well, what have we here?
The Doctor, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So, you`re the ones  that wanna stop me, ah ha ha... good luck.

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
why wont you just DIE!!!
He's ancient, he's used up
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a atom now
If I don't die laughing first

When little ,old master says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm a Crazy man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the master song, ohhh

Toclafane: Ohhh

The Master: Ohhh

Pinkie: Ohhh

The master: Ohhh

Doctor: Ohhh, he's the evil master!

The master:
Well if I'm feelin' Crazy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
of Death traps for you
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so great?
A wibbly wobbly doctor to add a little hate

doctor: Oh no!

the master: Oh, yeah

pinkie: Ohhh

the master: Ohhh

The doctor
Oh no

ALL TOGETHER:
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the evil master

doctor:
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The earth is expecting me
So please, come to your senses

master:
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this pony up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, without your permission
I'm going to do my stuff

Doctor
What are you going to do?

master:
I'm gonna do the best I can

(Musical interlude)

master:
Oh, the sound of drumming
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a evil old master
Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

doctor:
It`s over, your INSANE! You`ve really taken this too far!

Master:
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm clever old master
And you not going anywhere